Dear Editor: President Donald Trump told us, as he was set to impose world-wide tariffs AND THEN “reciprocal tariffs,” … “I’m telling you, these countries are calling us up, kissing my a**! They are dying to make a deal. ‘Please, please, sir, make a deal. I’ll do anything. I’ll do anything, sir!’” Oh, buddy! Our new president is TOUGH, I tells you. He has the world and our own economy exactly where he wants them. Happy days are surely here again!
It will be easy to tell when Trump’s brilliant deal-making is successful. FIRST, all other nations will simply drop all their tariffs on American goods. Gone! Immediately, American production and exports will soar, and the stock market will reach new heights, along with jobs and record increase in our GDP (up 2.5% under Biden in 2024, down .3% so far under Trump).
SECOND, prices on all goods on consumer products in America will plunge, and Americans will get the equivalent of a huge salary increase because of all the money saved on purchases. It’s a DREAM, and we’re assured it will “come true.”
