Cold weather activities

I just talked to an old friend who told me it is very cold in his town. He wonders what he can do for fun in icy conditions.

Well, it is cold because it is winter. If it were hot, we would worry that there’s a hole in the ozone layer. But the ozone layer is invisible, so it would be hard to find the hole.

For winter amusement, many people ski. That’s fun if you like to go downhill really fast. I do not ski, because I am going downhill fast enough already.